Sunday, August 14, 2011

Sunday Post: Shit My Brothers Told Me #1


We somehow got to reminiscing about our childhoods last night and I realized -- my four brothers were really mean to me!!  So I'm starting this regular Sunday Series of blog posts to immortalize the abuse.  Today's post comes from brother #3, Nick, and I can tell you -- this caused me many a sleepless night as I started to lose teeth.

"When an eye tooth falls out, you go blind until it grows back in.  It takes like a year."

6 comments:

  1. Okay, I laughed so hard when I saw this, you don't even know. That's amazing. :)

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  2. Stay tuned. So much more abuse to come!! :)

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  3. LOL! That is so funny. I'm glad I didn't have any older brothers.

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  4. I can totally see my son telling his little sister that. Aren't brothers great?

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  5. Brothers pick on everybody they can, like a litter of kittens they have to pounce on each other.

    Check out the new title, Bluefish,
    by Pat Schmatz. I think it will win some awards.

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  6. I would humbly suggest a different subject of the sentence. Perhaps "stuff".

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