BEGINNING CHILDREN'S WRITER
Job Description: This position requires an unlimited number of hours, mostly on weekends and late at night.
New equipment (computer, stamps, very cool pens, inspirational posters) and training (workshops, conferences, On Writing by Stephen King) may be required and shall be paid for by the writer.
Additional hours may be required in tasks beyond writing. These tasks may include, but are not limited to, mailing, critiquing other writer's work, leaving pithy comments on writer's blogs, attending book launches of perfect strangers, web design and eavesdropping.
Any supplies or services required by the job (ie chocolate/pizza, nicotine/alcohol, depression medication, psychiatric therapy) shall be bourne by the writer.
Benefits: NONE.
Pay: NONE.
Chance of Advancement: 1-2%
Open until filled.
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